Twisted Whiskers
animals with hugely misshapened body parts, such as feet, eyes, grins, etc.
usually found on greeting cards or the like with a witty comment about their ailment.
this twisted whiskers calendar has a picture of a cat with a screwed up grin that says “let a smile be your umbrella… but plan on getting soaked.” for april…
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