twisting my melon


to be really confused by something to the point that it’s annoying you.
geezer 1: “you’re the worst of the last of the best of the runners up for the prize”

geezer 2: “dude, you’re twisting my melon man!”
see blagging my head
dude:-that’s twisting me melon, man

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