twitception
when a person on twitter, usually female, is not as attractive in person as they seem to be in their avi/twitter pictures. usually due to filters/excessive makeup.
“dude, remember that chick whose dm’s i dove into last week after she posted that cleavage-heavy selfie?”
“yeah man. looks great in her avi, why?”
“i ran into her last night. biggest case of twitception ever. she was a cow.”
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