Twitchy twat
a twitchy tw-t is to a woman, what a hard on is to a man. just as a man’s p-n-s gets hard when he is aroused; a woman’s cl-toris may twitch (multiple times in some cases), in response to her own arousal. the twitch is often in response to that which has aroused the woman.
as two women are watching an erotic s-x scene in a movie, one turns to the other and says, “can you imagine , what it would be like to be in bed with that man?”. the second one replies,”are you kidding me? i am getting twitchy tw-t just watching him.”
a tw-t that twitches, unprovoked, at random times throughout the day. twitches can vary in duration, and intensity, and can be a source of extreme pleasure/discomfort to the owner of said tw-t.
girl #1: omigod, i cannot wait for cl-ss to be over.
girl #2: why? what’s wrong.
girl #1: twitchy tw-t–i’ve had it all day.
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