twitdouche
some idiot who tells you how to use twitter. normally in an i’m-better-than-you kind of way.
gunar: “@jakeattacks omg. this is a tweet. -gunar”
jake: “dude. you don’t sign a tweet with your name, that’s just freakish!”
gunar: “stop being a twitdouche.”
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your (or someone else’s) twitter.com feed of what is typically completely useless sh-t. shortening of twitter also serves as a mild mockery of the service’s users. “what the h-ll is with this f-cking traffic?” “maybe the twit-feed will answer this!”
- two acres
sore t-st-cl-s, typically after farmwork farmer: “i been plowing that field all week; now i’ve got two acres.”– stupid farmer joke told hundreds of ways, all of them cr-p.
- two finger discount
small petty theft, stealing or shoplifting. related to the “five finger discount” but related to very small items that you can pick up with two fingers. “i did not see you buy that candy bar.” “i helped myself to a two finger discount.”
- Two In The Shirt
two in the shirt is a fresh new company with a focus on bringing tastefully provocative clothing to the forefront of fashion. the idea was born in seattle, washington in the mind of company owner marek grubel in early 2005. two in the sh-t = t.i.t.s she’s wearing that brand two in the shirt
- two-total
describes someone who drinks a maximum of two alcoholic beverages in any one night. this may be for religious, health or financial reasons but is often due to the fact they are a m-ssive self-confessed lightweight and the first sip of a third beverage would see them swinging naked from a chandelier or similar light […]