Twitfuck


written commentry of cybers-x conducted infront of all your contacts on social networking site twitter.
@me is banging on the kitchen table @you

@their is enjoying reading @me and @you’s twitf-ck and wants to join in.
if they’re dumb and you don’t like them. they’re a twitf-ck. appropriate nomenclature for someone who is dumb that you do not like for some undisclosed reason (most likely their insane dumbness)
george bush: “hi america, i’m a dumb -ss”
america: “no, you’re a twitf-ck.”

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