twitku
to send a sensible twitter message that is exactly 140 characters (including sp-ces and, if desired, a final period)
@twitku contemplating why, after burping while alone in the house, i verbalize my apology ; speculating if i am overly polite or just a bit crazy.
hey look, arthur just send me a twitku!
is the art of tiny poetry. it is a contraction of the words twitter and haiku. because twitter allows 140 characters or less, the twitku should take the form of 5 characters, then 7, then 5, separated by forward slashes. sp-ces are free. sp-ces don’t count toward your 17 character total. all twitku’s should be tweeted to @twitku575
a twitku takes the following form:
no bou/ndary 4 a/rtist
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