Twitter Critter
1. a person who spends way too much time on twitter, to the detriment of his or her job, family, friends and/or mental health.
2. a cell-phone twitter texting maniac.
3. someone who believes they are the center of the universe, despite abundant evidence to the contrary.
tim has become a twitter critter. he can’t keep anything private anymore. i wish he’d get a life!
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