Twitter MILF


in the twitterverse, the twitter milf is the modern day woman who can do it all. she can impart her wisdom in less than 140 characters, enthrall with her beauty in a 73 pixel avatar, and raise children! indeed, she is a twitter mother i’d like to follow…
did you see britney spears’ tweet about going on tour with her kids? she’s twitter milf!

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