Twitter Quitter
an individual who has failed to uphold his or her commitment, understanding, and partic-p-tion in the widely known messaging service that works over multiple networks and devices, also known as twitter. he or she, at best, has made an unsubstantial effort to become a team player in the nations fastest growing sensation.
ronaldo: “hey man did you see my tweet last night?”
hamilton: “umm, i actually… deleted my twitter account 3 nights ago… so um…”
ronaldo: “so you’re telling me you’re a twitter quitter…”
hamilton: “well see what happened was…..”
–insert extremely rambunctious cut-off here—
ronaldo: “i want you out of the house by sunday morning…..goodnight.”
someone who has finally given up trying to understand how twitter works/and or has gained so much popularity.
tweeter: wow! now i know what all my friends are doing at any given moment.
me: who cares?!
tweeter: what a twitterquitter.
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