Twitter Trigger
when something happens that’s so big, that you stop whatever you’re doing, just to tweet about it.
i had to twitter trigger bro, that girl just saved us from a car accident.
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- Tyler Eddingfield
a heartless, malicious monster. enjoys breaking hearts. walking std. has s-xual intercourse with girls on their period. m-ssive cheater. pathetic, wannabe, grody, disgusting. “i heard he cheated again!” “yeah, he’s such a tyler eddingfield!”
- Typing Google Into Google
it doesnt break the internet or ends the world. all it does is give tim allan herpes. me: i’m typing google into google, tim allen is gonna have herpes. tim allen: dangit…hrugh hrugh hrugh
- typperish
the typing equivalent of gibberish when one or both hands are off a key or more during typing, resulting in complete nonsensical typing and undecipherable typos. example, rgabja for “thanks.” i was typing so fast i didn’t even notice i’d slipped into typperish.
- Witch Sticks
a word meaning nasty pyromaniac neighbor. witch sticks lives next door and is a pyromaniac.
- Minge-weasel
n. a middle-aged man with floppy hair, cream chinos and a sports jacket. your boss is an odious minge-weasel