Twitter Whore

a person who posts provocative selfies on twitter.
d-mn! check out those t-ts on that twitter wh-r-.
a person who tweets and excessive amount on twitter to the point where their followers are annoyed.
person 1: dude! i p-ssed the tweet limit today and i couldn’t tweet for like an hour!
person 2: you’re such a twitter wh-r-.
someone who follows anyone and everyone on twitter in hopes of steering them to their awful website.
rob: i joined twitter yesterday and i already have 10 followers, i’m bringing in more action than a circuit city closing sale b-tch.

aaron: read their profiles, you have 8 internet marketing experts, a dog groomer from jacksonville and someone who makes $4,000 a day on the internet and is dying to show you how, free.

rob: d-mn twitter wh-r-s!
a person who tweets constantly and obsessively
holy cr-p! ian is such a friggen twitter wh-r-!

i can’t see anyone else’s tweets!

i’m totally unfollowing him!
someone who must tweet everything they do.
don: d-mn, that girl wont stop tweeting!
rod: sh-t! shes a twitter wh-r-!
someone who notifies everybody on twitter about eveything that happens. even if its not interesting at all
jon:omg i saw a bird i need to post this on twitter
ryan: dude jon your such a twitterwh-r-
1. one who tweets every couple seconds and retweets everything that they see.
2. one who constantly subtweets and retweets everything about their current situation/problem.
3. one who follows many accounts about relationships, s-x, love, etc. and retweets most of what they say. most of the time, these people are not in relationships and aren’t even having s-x.
4. one whose tweets are two-faced.
1. @stupidb-tch: “i can’t believe how good this bagel is!!! #yumsinmytums”. @stupidb-tch: “i want another one!!! #pt #allgone” @stupidb-tch retweeted “i saw a b-tterfly today. it reminded me of my ex-boyfriend. i cried for like 3 hours.”
2. @stupidb-tch: “how dare you treat me like this?!? i don’t see what i did wrong”. @stupidb-tch retweeted “i want to text you and ask what i honestly did wrong. but i know i didn’t do anything”
3. @stupidb-tch retweeted s-xology’s tweet: “s-x would be perfect right now”. @stupidb-tch retweeted lovequotes’ tweet: “you don’t know how much it hurts when you ignore me”. @stupidb-tch retweeted relationships’ tweet: “i’m the type of person who will miss you to death but won’t do anything about it because i don’t want to seem like the desperate one”.
4. @stupidb-tch: “i dont understnad how people can listen to rap and hip hop. country is where its at #lukebryan” @stupidb-tch: “i can make your bed rock. #youngmoney”.
note: all of the previous examples were actual tweets found on twitter in my news feed from many different twitter wh-r- (s). there are actual people doing these acts and saying this horsesh-t. just let that sink in for a second.

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