twitterary
a secretary who handles a celebrity’s twitter account. some celebrities can’t be bothered to tweet for themselves.
“omg, i just got a tweet from that chick who went crazy on meal or no meal! she’s gonna be on dancing with the biggest losers!”
“no way, dude. she has a twitterary handle that. she doesn’t do her own tweets.”
“a twitterary?”
“oh, yeah, you’ve been breathless over the tweets of some underling!”
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