twitterbrain
noun- a twitterbrain is a human being ,that is attached to their mobile devices, as if it were life support. symptoms and side affects may include: attention span of a fly, talking in a useless morse code like noise, and scatterbrain.
a twitterbrain was busy skyping on her phone,while i was trying to watch the movie in the theatre.
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