Twix Bar Bite
when your gf asks for a bite of whatever it is you are eating (works best with twix bar) and says she is only going to take a small bit, but instead eats 3/4 of it leaving you with a dissatisfying nub of what you once possessed.
sally: lemme get a bit of your twix.
brian: mmk
sally:
brian: o_o
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