Twixi
plural of twix, when you need more than one moment.
i was caught cheating on a test while reading my textbook and talking on the phone, so i’m glad i had some twixi on hand to avoid being expelled.
‘twix-eye’ defined as more than one twix candy bar
i can’t believe you pigs ate all the twixi
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