twizm


the world iz mine
i am the shiznit
( noun ) the twizm or twizm’s are the flaps of skin in front of and behind the r-ct-m. it is there to ensure that fecies do not leave the region of your -n-l cavity. when you wipe from front to back or vise versa, you do not get sh-t on your b-lls or v-g-n-, and same for your lower back.
i’m glad i have a twizm so i don’t get sh-t on my b-lls.

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