Twizzler Syndrome


when a guy’s c-ck is semi-hard but won’t stay up, like a twizzler. a twizzler is hard and biting into it, they are very chewy; however, they won’t stay straight up when held out, they slowly fall over.
girl 1: did you and jared finally hook up?
girl 2: yeah but he could only get a semi. he had twizzler syndrome.

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