two and a bit
a deliberately vague response given when asked a question concerning numbers in some way or form. in most cases, an exact figure is requested.
it can be used in many scenarios, such as time, distance and mathematics.
q: what time is it?
a: two and a bit.
q: how far is it to the beach?
a: two and a bit.
boss: how many widgets did we sell at month-end?
employee: two and a bit.
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