two-bit whore
two-bit is from early american times when money was sperated in “bits” equal to about 12.5 cents a piece, a common price for alot of items was two-bits, or 25 cents. thus, an old-fashoined way of identifiyng someone as a 25-cent wh-r-.
a guy walks in and sits down at a bar. the side of his face is bruised and bleeding so the bartender asks, “what in the world happened to you, buddy?”.
the guy says, “oh, i got in a fight with my girlfriend and i called her a two-bit wh-r-.” “yeah?” asks the bartender. “what did she do?”
“she hit me with her bag of quarters!”
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