two-cent gutter slut
this is a girlfriend who goes around and sleeps with all of your friends.
oh and now you’re going around trying to sleep with my friends
hey good, that really makes you an empowered individual – no wait, did i say empowered individual? i meant two-cent gutter sl-t
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