two cent plain
1.noun, archaic. plain club soda or selzer.
2.nown, a term combining frugality and nostalgia. often -ssociated with jews since milton berle coined the term “for two cents plain.”
1. ol’ billy was the worst sort of customer; he’d order a two cent plain and h-ssel the ladies all night.
2. for sal, the plan to build more hydroelectric dams was two cents plain.
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