Two cheeks to the wind


when a girl (or woman that thinks she is still a girl) wears booty shorts where both cheeks are hanging out. this is is not to be confused with well known phrase “two sheets to the wind” signifiying that a person is drunk.
wow, did you see lindsey lohan’s shorts?

yep, she has two cheeks to the wind!

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