two-dayer
when a male has not ejeculated or has not had an -rg-sm in two days he has what is known as a “two-dayer” or “loaded gun”. two-dayers can frequently occur when the subject is on a family vacation or traveling with a large group of friends. the subject which possesses the “two-dayer” often withdrawals themselves from the social context as they desperately seek solitude. the subject becomes grumpy and highly irritable. oftentimes the “two-dayer” results in what is known to be a very sticky situation.
joe – “i can’t wait till my flight lands and i am back at home. i got a two-dayer, this vacation isn’t even fun anymore.”
tommy – “i got to go back to the hotel. all these girls in swimsuits and i got a two dayer. someone shoot me.”
context: two men sharing the same hotel
mike – “chris, why are you taking your ipad into the shower with you?”
chris – “i got a two-dayer.”
a bad hangover which results in 2 days of h-ll. the first day is gone and a complete blur. the second is the traditional hung over day.
my friends from college came up, drank until 4 in the morning and the debauchery resulted in a two-dayer from h-ll. i was fired on monday and wasn’t told until tuesday, which i thought was monday.
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