two exits, no waiting
simultaneous explosion from opposite ends of the body, usually the result of a huge night on the booze or some sort of virus. one cannot be put off in favour of the other, requiring the immediate choice of the options below
two exits, no waiting: do i puke in the bowl and sh-t on the floor or sh-t in the bowl and puke on the floor?
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