Two Fingered Turtle
a masturbating technique that uses both the thumb and for finger in a very peculiar way. usually resulting with either all four inserted in the -n-s. or just the thumbs are and the forefingers are tickling the gooch.
rapist and pedifiles use this lure in little boys and girls by saying
“have you ever seen a two fingered turtle?”
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