Two Fucks
a crueler and more epic way of saying that you don’t care about something.
friend 1: hey, do you wanna hear about what happened on family guy last night?
friend 2: no sean, i couldn’t give two f-cks about what you heard on that r-t-rded show. -_-
the minimum amount of f-cks required to necessitate action.
“are you gonna vote for cl-ss president?”
“no, i don’t give two f-cks about that sh-t.”
“do you at least give one f-ck? ”
“yes.”
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