Two Girls, One Swamp
the act of two women saving up their feces for an entire month, as the feces reach the peak of methane production they climb in and begin an act so vile. the two women begin taking clumps of feces and inserting it into their r-ct-ms, v-g-n-s, and mouths. while this is going on a mandingo party is raging on while a gentleman whispers in the womens’ ears, “better out and in, i always say.”
my mandingo party was asked to help in a two girls, one swamp party. it was a little smelly.
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