two handed trout fisher
a type of male masturbation or hang job in which two hands are used. one hand m-ssages the t-st-c-ls in a circular motion while the other jacks the shaft, thus resembling a fisherman reeling in a fine specimen, a.e. a trout
“dude carol gives the best two handed trout fisher i’ve ever had! it was like s-x!”
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