Two in the chamber


the act of saving up and taking a very large dump…one that is both painful, and exhilarating. at the same time you are climaxing while receiving a bl-w j-b on the toilet.
this will probably require nose plugs for the giver, which will make for difficulty breathing with a d-ck in their mouth.
since the sensation of pushing a monstrous, -n-s tearing t-rd at the same time you blow your load would result in probable p-ssing out from euphoria…you must tell the nose plugged blower that “the goal here is for you not to p-ss out before me!”
the big man settled in to his favorite bathroom with his well paid ladyfriend to deliver the two in the chamber.

also partially known as a blumpkin, although that act doesn’t require the sheer size of rectal load required to perform two in the chamber. it also doesn’t involve the delicate act of not p-ssing out before the plugged giver.

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