Two Lane Way Piss
when a man urinates and his p-ss goes into two split directions causing a great difficulty in control of keeping the two separate p-ss to go directly in the toilet. usually ends up in a big yellow mess around the toilet and/or the floor.
this morning i was so mad because i had a two lane way p-ss which ended up with a big mess on the toilet and the floor!
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