two left feet
rule 79 states that if someone has said it on live wire, anonymous chris has said it first. there is no exceptions to this rule at all, and making one up on your own will make you look like a total f-ggot.
member #1: “i’m going to spell ‘fail’ with 2 l’s. i’ll be the first to say it!”
member #2: “i guess you haven’t heard of rule 79, have you?”
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an individual known for excessive promiscuity in order to gain favors, such as lodging for a night or a meal. also, a previously occupied -ss. person 1: yo, bro, i totally hooked up with katie last night? person 2: gross, bro, katie is such an -ss hotel, every dude here’s been up in that.
- ass huffer
someone who inhales the smell of anything coming out of an -ss. anthony is such an -ss huffer, when i farted he took a huge whiff.
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(too – fing-ger fi-ley) when you finger a girl with both your index finger, and your middle finger. “i sir, am an expert on the subject of the two-finger filet.” “don’t you believe me? i two-finger filet-ed the sh-t out of that hoe.”
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