Two Minute Noodle
a p-n-s that is pr-ne to pre mature -j-c-l-t–n.
girl 1: i was with this really hot guy last night.
girl 2: did you sleep with him?
girl 1: yeah but he prematurely -j-c-l-t-d so it was over pretty quick.
girl 2: oh pity, sounds like he had a two minute noodle.
a person who is of little or no value. worthless
joe: that new employee tommy doesn’t get anything done but sit around and play with his tablet all day
bob: yeeup hes a two minute noodle…but hey that way we pay him minimum wage just to collect the trolleys.
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