Two-pint-Martin


a two-pint-martin is someone who drinks a fair amount of ale and then proceeds to finish the evening off with a two-pr-nged -ssault on their already suffering body, i.e. they order two pints and proceed to guzzle them simultaneously (one in each hand.
tom martin did this in budapest, 2005, and made a t-t out of himself.

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