Two Pump Champ


finishing quickly, considered a great accomplishment, and source of pride. it takes one with tremendous skill to be hailed under such a t-tle.
two pump champs, having mastered the art of s-x, explore many other areas of life with their extra free time. this often includes world of warcraft, and magic the gathering.

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