Two Pump Chump
a person incapable of lasting for more than two pelvic thrusts during copulation, i.e. crunk. crunk. sploitch.
“guy is a two pump chump… the only time he can keep it up for longer than 45 seconds is flogging his dog in the bath.”
one who enters the p-ssy without sufficient stamina to contain the nut b-tter for more than a few pumps.
steve is a two pump chump.
a male who prematurely -j-c-l-t-s
“dave m, is such a two pump chump. that he blows his load before he even see the gold,”
a guy who, during s-x, can’t contain his load for more than two measly thrusts. this leaves the woman shocked and extremely unsatisfied. such men should either 1. be shot 2. kill themselves or 3. become a priest. such pathetic actions can evoke a very angry beaver.
my ex-boyfriend was a two-pump-chump, that’s why he’s my ex boyfriend.
i was so wasted last night that i was a two pump chump and p-ssed the f-ck out but now my girlfriend has an angry beaver.
1) when having s-x and you only get it in twice before you done!!!!//// two-pump!!!!
haaa!!! alex nelson is a two-pump chump
any douche who thinks he’s got skillz, only to dump his stuff two pumps into it…
“man, ashley and i were gettin’ it on, she stripped her shirt off, and i dumped my load in my drawers….”
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