two slices of fuck all
1. a sarcastic reply to someone who is not satisfied with what they have or
2. a claim to have eaten less than someone else
3. a moan that there was no food ready to eat at home
man 1 ‘i’ve only got one slice of bread here mate’
man 2 ‘you’ll get two slices of f-ck all in a minute mate if you don’t stop moaning’
man 3 ‘i only had a pot noodle for my dinner’
man 4 ‘so what, i’ve had two slices of f-ck all for mine’
man 5 ‘what did you get for your dinner when you got home mate?’
man 6 ‘same as usual, two slices of f-ck all’
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