two speed
used to describe people who are incapable, whether through disinterest or the inability to stop, of drinking socially: they either have a single drink, or they get completely sh-tfaced.
person 1: gents, who’s up for a few brewskis after work tonight?
person 2: great idea, i could really use a couple of bevvies. should i invite dave?
person 1: nah, it’s a thursday night so you know he’ll flake – we’ll invite him tomorrow to get absolutely rinsed though!
person 2: cl-ssic two speed dave.
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