two-strapper
a nerd, a dweeb. from the 1980’s when the cool kids carried their backpacks using only one strap (over one shoulder). the geeks used both straps. not relevant in a literal sense anymore, since the one strap fad seems to have faded. but still a cool sounding burn.
why did you invite that spaz to the party? that dude is such a two-strapper.
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someone who snorts drugs. “kenny’s been using speed again!” “yeah, he’s becoming a real table vac”
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