Two-stroke Barbeque
when a guy doesn’t take very long in bed, averaging only about two strokes before the job is done.
not as much fun or filling as a real barbeque.
-“hey girl, did you hook up with your boy last night?”
-“yeah, but we ended up only having a two-stroke barbeque, if you know what i mean.”
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