Two-tap
n. a means of bringing an unruly drunk under control by grabbing his hair and bouncing his head off the bar, twice.
that guy last night was wasted enough to take a swing at the bouncer; they had to give him the old two-tap.
when one-self is doing a girl from behind in the vag, he pulls out and politely (or not so politely) taps his kn-b twice on the exposed left -ss cheek. before re-inserting and proceed to slay the way you are supposed too.
“i was doing her doggie and i gave her a good ol’ two tap, tap tap tap-a-roo”
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