two tip tummy terrorism
when one is taking a violent sh-t while violently vomiting at the same time
“why were you not at work?”
“i had two tip tummy terrorism.”
two-tip tummy terrorism is when something exits your body thru the mouth and -n-s simultaneously forcefully. can be symptoms of multiple
sicknesses.
eating four raw kidney beans can be a easy way to get two-tip tummy terrorism
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