Two-Way Wiener
p-n-s that is capable of both delivering and accepting sperm; typically attached to both a male and female reproductive system in a single individual. the two-way wiener is the main feature of the external genitalia in a very specific type of hermaphroditism, in which the bearer may 1.) become impregnated through penile docking and the acceptance of sperm via -j-c-l-t- into the attached female reproductive system 2.) impregnate the bearer of another two-way wiener via -j-c-l-t–n of own s-m-n 3.) self-fertilize and self-impregnate (hermaphroditic cloning) or 4.) impregnate a female individual through said seminal release.
delivery of offspring through the two-way wiener is notoriously painful and difficult, and typically ends in cesarian section or complete destruction of the two-way wiener. complete and total destruction of the two-way wiener may result in loss of s-xual function and may require a permanent urinary catheter.
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