twobligation
when you follow someone on twitter, and they follow you in return and it is painfully clear that they ‘tweet’ way too much about mundane events, you are twobligated not to ‘un-follow’ them because they are following you.
“i totally followed matt’s friend “skylark420” and that dude twitters about _everything_, it’s not even funny, and i can’t un-follow him because he’s following me…i have a twobligation now to follow this dude.
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