twocker
joyrider or car thief, as in taking without owner’s consent, written as twoc on charge sheets.
that stupid twocker’s just gone off with my van!
joyrider or car thief, as in taking without owner’s consent, written as twoc on charge sheets.
that stupid twocker’s just gone off with my van!
a northern english term describing those also commonly referred to as chavs and townies and elsewhere as kevs and neds. they are ignorant people who tend to wear sports clothing, large chains and baseball caps. they apparently have little intelligence and fewer principles. the word originates from twoc meaning ‘taking without consent’
that twocker has just beaten that oap for her pension money
from the species chavster twockeri.
wears a baseball cap (burberry usually), banded shirts and jackets (nickleson or mckenzie), white trainers (reebok cl-ssics), gold pendants, chains and rings.
go around town p1ssing about, sometimes stealing, hard to tell if its male or female.
some twocker slag stole my 7610
verb, to twock. when a person believes that they can twerk, when they in fact cannot
person 1 “did you see miley’s latest live performance”
person 2 “no, i can’t stand the twocker”
a person(s), clad with rockport shoes tracksuit bottoms and burberry cap, they need not have nicked anything they just look f-cking dodgey fullstop.
look at that twocker over there, what a d-ck!
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