twoon
the definition of “twoon” is half a tw-t and a loon
you’re a twoonnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!
another word for a v-g-n-
mix of tw-t and poon.
can also be used as an insult.
dude,i fingered the sh-t out of her twoon.
ohh yes, this twoon feels like im eatin a cheesecake and f-ckin it too.
time to get some twoontang boys.
f-ck that danny kid is ssuch a twoon.
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