Twosday


n. the other name for the second day of the week (-ssumeing you start from monday) tuesday. twosday is the day of the week where anything interesting happens. it may also be used as an excuse for doing things.
twosday is a very flexiable word and is most used to discribe s-xiual happenings. this is closely -ssociated to the phrase “only on twosday”
1. will you go to the dance with me? 2. only on twosday.

1. my god! what happened to jim? 2. twosday…

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