Twotting
the act of inserting a mobile device set to vibrate upon recieving a tweet, into the v-g-n- or r-ct-m in order to cause s-xual gratification.
marjorie to bernice “phil twotted the living day lights out of me last night! i ended up squinking all over him’
emily loves twotting herself silly
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