TWSS
short for that’s what she said. only to be used in situations where saying that’s what she said would be deemed inappropriate. usually said under breath and pr-nounced twiss.
(at formal dinner party with in-laws)
mother-in law: we were fishing when your father pulled out a giant rod i had never seen before…
(silently, under breathe): twss..
an acronym for that’s what she said. useful for the times you can’t say that’s what she said. pr-nounced “twess”
-you can just mount it
-twss
acrynom for thats what she said, for use in text messaging
how was the test?
it was really long and hard.
twss!!
a chat term, and an abbreviation for “that’s what she said.” commonly used when one person says something that could be misconstrued as a double entendre.
chatter one: “this is so hard”
chatter two: “twss”
“that’s what she said.”
usually used when someone says something that a girl would more than likely say during s-xual intercourse.
( person can’t throw a football )
“ugh ;this is so hard!”
“that’s what she said.” ( twss )
that’s what she said
something that people say when a sentence can be percieved in a perverted way.
joe: so how was the water slide?
sally: it was gross. kinda wet and slimy. but i did it anyways.
joe: haha…twss…
thats what she said. this sentence is often used in situations where adding this sentence would make the conversation real funny and even change the topic altogether!
example:
john, while putting the bait on his fishing rod: whoa! this worm is big!
peter: thats what she said! (or in texting, twss)
example 2:
after the quick magic show, john says,” that was quick”
peter: thats what she said!
example 3:
john: you are a pain in the b-tt.
peter: thats what she said!
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