twuednesday
the false belief that the day is wednesday, when in reality it is tuesday. often occurs during a boring tuesday shift, in a vain attempt to feel closer to the weekend.
“dude, just thought it was wednesday.”
“but it’s tuesday!”
“i know! must be the curse of twuednesday.”
“how depressing!”
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